Absarokee Lymph Nodes Clubhouse
Wednesday, 7/30/2009
Team Stats & Info
Manager: George Herbert Walker Bush
Record: 71 Wins, 35 Losses, .670 Winning Pct.
Home Record: 41 Wins, 11 Losses
Away Record: 30 Wins, 24 Losses
1 Run Games Record: 18 Wins, 18 Losses
X-Innings Record: 8 Wins, 6 Losses
Record vs LHP: 28 Wins, 5 Losses
Record vs RHP: 43 Wins, 30 Losses
Payroll: $82,806,376 (4th)
Fan Interest: 100/100 (T-1st)
Batting AVG: .275 (4th)
Homeruns: 139 (3rd)
Walks: 299 (8th)
Stolen Bases: 122 (6th)
Runs Scored: 548 (3rd)

Pitching ERA: 2.84 (2nd)
Opponents AVG: .226 (2nd)
HRs Allowed: 62 (T-5th)
Walks Allowed: 232 (4th)
Runs Allowed: 340 (2nd)
Reports & News
Batting Stats
Pitching Stats
Fielding Stats
Ratings Report
Top Prospects
Minor Leagues
Coaching Staff
Salary Report
Financial Report
Financial History
Team History
Team News
Major Transaction News
All Transaction News
Injury News
Player Development
Active Roster
Player#PosBirthdayBatsThrowsAVGHRRBISBOPS 
CATCHERS           
A.J. Forbes 28C 1/1/1976RightRight.175031.478 
Charles Berry71C 1/1/1981RightRight.2847461.809 
INFIELDER           
Frank Thomas 351B12/12/1975BothRight.2839451.764 
Floyd Kramer 641B1/1/1975LeftLeft.2315160.661 
Francis Drake221B8/5/1987RightRight.3193441.741 
David Kelton263B1/1/1980RightRight.3524228.888 
Kenneth Singleton 21B1/1/1972BothRight.250342.943 
Alex Rodriguez64SS4/16/1982RightRight.25018549.731 
Matt Mundy 382B1/1/1979RightRight.264206644.843 
OUTFIELDER           
Hiram Bocachica12RF1/1/1982RightRight.192063.483 
Rafael Ramirez 98RF1/1/1980RightRight.323105542.921 
Brian Kingman 29LF1/1/1976RightRight.280499001.058 
Maxim St. Pierre11RF1/1/1983BothBoth.289180.640 
James Halpert40CF8/7/1983RightRight.315105210.822 
Duncan Ducey 40CF1/1/1973LeftLeft.5000001.000 
Henry Rodriguez69LF1/1/1976LeftLeft.056000.167 
Player#RoleBirthdayBatsThrowsERAWLSWHIP 
STARTERS           
Trey Bonahan73SP1/1/1978RightRight2.2618601.10 
Steve Dalkowski81SP1/1/1977LeftLeft2.6918201.08 
Roberto Capetillo19SP5/29/1988LeftLeft6.591121.39 
Calvin Klein86SP1/1/1972RightRight3.1715701.08 
Righty Gomez20SP1/1/1977RightRight3.604501.20 
RELIEVERS           
Sam Romero42MR10/12/1976RightRight3.194631.16 
Harvey Haddix94CL1/1/1973LeftLeft1.8753150.66 
Philip Reed17MR1/1/1975RightRight1.082011.32 
Ears Elroy89MR1/1/1975RightRight3.154531.08 
Tired Position Players
Injuries & Disabled List
PlayerStatusRecovery TimeTime on DL leftDiagnosis
Righty GomezOUT5 days0 daysStrained Back
Carl BetancourtOUTfull season0 daysRuptured Disc Back
Lineups
LINEUP VS RHPPos
1) R R. Ramirez RF
2) R M. Mundy 2B
3) S F. Thomas 1B
4) R B. Kingman LF
5) R A. RodriguezSS
6) R J. HalpertCF
7) R C. BerryC
8) R F. Drake3B
9)
LINEUP VS RHP+DHPos
1) R C. BerryC
2)
3) R B. Kingman CF
4) S F. Thomas 1B
5) R R. Ramirez 3B
6)
7)
8)
9)
LINEUP VS LHPPos
1) R R. Ramirez RF
2) R C. BerryC
3) R J. HalpertCF
4) R B. Kingman LF
5) R A. RodriguezSS
6) R M. Mundy 2B
7) R F. Drake1B
8) R D. Kelton3B
9)
LINEUP VS LHP+DHPos
1)
2)
3) R B. Kingman CF
4) R R. Ramirez RF
5) R C. BerryC
6)
7)
8)
9)
Pitching Staff
Starting Rotation
1) R C. Klein
2) L S. Dalkowski
3) R T. Bonahan
4) R S. Romero
5)
Mopup Reliever
1) R S. Romero
2) R P. Reed

Middle Reliever
1) L H. Haddix
2) R E. Elroy
3) R S. Romero
4) L R. Capetillo
Setup Reliever
1) L H. Haddix
2) R E. Elroy

Closer
1) L H. Haddix
E-Mail Messages
Date: Tuesday, 1/28/2009
Subject: Alfonso Higuera defected and enters league.
32 year old Catcher Alfonso Higuera defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Tuesday, 1/28/2009
Subject: Yasutaka Ryushi enters league.
27 year old First Base Yasutaka Ryushi from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Tuesday, 1/28/2009
Subject: Alberto Zamarripa defected and enters league.
35 year old Pitcher Alberto Zamarripa defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Tuesday, 1/28/2009
Subject: Contract offer
You have to be kidding me with your offer.
Offer more money or I will not even think about it.

Regards,
Tommy Herr



Date: Tuesday, 1/28/2009
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.

Regards,
Al O. Moe



Date: Friday, 1/31/2009
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Chicago has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!

Regards,
Tommy Herr



Date: Thursday, 2/6/2009
Subject: Sabino Folch defected and enters league.
28 year old Catcher Sabino Folch defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Thursday, 2/6/2009
Subject: Terenshio Motoki enters league.
29 year old Pitcher Terenshio Motoki from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Thursday, 2/6/2009
Subject: Jose Alvarez defected and enters league.
38 year old Pitcher Jose Alvarez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Thursday, 2/6/2009
Subject: Syaoran Kiyoshi enters league.
30 year old Rightfield Syaoran Kiyoshi from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Thursday, 2/6/2009
Subject: Chirou Kosami enters league.
26 year old Second Base Chirou Kosami from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Tuesday, 2/11/2009
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Nappanee has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!

Regards,
Al O. Moe



Date: Monday, 3/31/2009
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!

Sincerly,
Your PR Director



Date: Monday, 3/31/2009
Subject: John Bouton learns new position
John Bouton has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.

Regards,
Your scouting director



Date: Wednesday, 5/7/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?

Regards,
David Kelton



Date: Sunday, 5/11/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!

Regards,
Righty Gomez



Date: Sunday, 5/11/2009
Subject: Progress of Bart Simpson
Dear Sir,
Bart Simpson is hitting the ball well at AA Platteville Thoractic Ducts!
He has an AVG of .286, so you might want
to promote him soon!

Regards,
Scouting Director



Date: Thursday, 5/15/2009
Subject: Progress of Romeo Melendez
Dear Sir,
Romeo Melendez has an ERA of 2.02 at A Syracuse Interstitial Fluid!
I believe he is ready for the next level!

Regards,
Scouting Director



Date: Friday, 5/16/2009
Subject: Davor Frias defected and enters league.
34 year old First Base Davor Frias defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Friday, 5/16/2009
Subject: Jesus Elias defected and enters league.
28 year old Pitcher Jesus Elias defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.

Regards,
League Commissioner



Date: Monday, 5/19/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!

Regards,
Philip Reed



Date: Sunday, 5/25/2009
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!

Regards,
Kenneth Singleton



Date: Tuesday, 6/3/2009
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!

Regards,
Matt Mundy



Date: Tuesday, 6/3/2009
Subject: Status of Oscar Distefano
Dear Sir,
Oscar Distefano has an ERA of 5.40 at AA Platteville Thoractic Ducts.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!

Regards,
Scouting Director



Date: Wednesday, 6/4/2009
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.

Sincerly,
Your PR Director



Date: Sunday, 6/8/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!

Sincerely,
Frank Thomas



Date: Monday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Progress of James Marble
Dear Sir,
James Marble has an ERA of 3.47 at A Syracuse Interstitial Fluid!
I believe he is ready for the next level!

Regards,
Scouting Director



Date: Wednesday, 7/2/2009
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!

Sincerly,
Your PR Director



Date: Wednesday, 7/23/2009
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!

Sincerly,
Your PR Director



Date: Thursday, 7/24/2009
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?

Regards,
Trey Bonahan




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